Tour Members Honorary Gritters Breaking News Tippy's Top Tips Porky's Problem Page Fans of Short Stuff Home Page Gritters Competitions Gritters Poetry Old Stuff Gritters Personality Test. Previous Winners Feedback Course Reviews Tour Statistics & Records Why are we called The Gritters The Rules Favourite Links Gritters Home page | | ALAN "Silver Fox" BUTLER |  | Sextagenarian from Solihull who claims to have been a stand in for George Clooney. The possibility of this is certainly true and would have required only minimal effort to achieve. We think that maybe just some hair dye, extensive plastic surgery on eyes, nose and mouth , skin treatments, some gym sessions and obviously a change of wardrobe. That shirt will not be making it onto tour. |  | | | | Handicap: | currently 7.9 hoping to rise to 15 by April 2010 | Tours Attended: | 2010 was Alan's first tour, finished fourth after leading early | | Tour Wins | None, and none expected | | Hall of Shame | None, though surely only a question of time? | 2010 Form | Played really well for first few rounds but the last two rounds failed to live up to the early promise. finished in the Top Team though. | | | | | | | 2011 Outlook | Still very competitive, should do quite well but may need to be off 12 to do it. | Napster Forecast: | Top half, maybe top team. | Star Sign | Silver Fox | | | Contents of golf bag | Ping G10 woods 1,4,7. Mizuno MX 25 Irons, 4 wedges and a Yes variable weighted putter. Currants ( for relief for Rabbit Droppings) Chainsaw, wooden stake, hair straighteners, knee length stockings, Peltz's putting bible |
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