A firm favourite of the group, a thoroughly

nice bloke with a laconic sense of humour,

Aitch is usually fantastic off the tee.

The ball is struck firmly and accurately and makes a lovely whooshing sounds as it flies away usually ending up on a nice patch of short grass within easy reach of the green. 

If all goes well then a crisply struck iron will result in yet another green found in regulation and a routine par. On his day Aitch can shoot some very low scores despite using a putter picked up at a car boot sale. But, in common with most of the other attendees, Aitch is more than capable of getting off the tee only to then disintegrate rapidly.

When it goes wrong for Aitch, it really does go.

Partnering Harry consists mainly of Harry hitting the ball and you saying "good shot Harry."

Although it is not the case (as a cursory examination of previous scores will show)  It seems that Aitch always gets at least 36 points and knows everything that there is to know about fish.

Harry has attended 8 tours and may come again one day.