A firm favourite of the group, a
thoroughly nice bloke with a laconic
sense of humour,
Aitch is a valued
member of the squad
although sadly not attending in 2010..
Aitch is usually fantastic off the tee.
The ball is struck firmly and accurately and makes a lovely whooshing sounds as it flies away usually ending up on a nice patch of short grass within
easy reach of the green.
If all goes well then a crisply struck iron will result in yet another green found in
regulation and a routine par. On his day Aitch can shoot some very low scores despite using a putter picked up at a car boot sale. But, in common with most of the other attendees, Aitch is more than capable of getting off the tee only to then disintegrate rapidly.
When it goes wrong for Aitch, it really does go.
Partnering Harry consists mainly of Harry hitting the ball and you saying "good shot Harry."
Although it is not the case (as a cursory examination of previous scores will show) It seems that Aitch always gets at least 36 points and knows everything that there is to know about fish.
Harry has attended 8 tours but is unable to make it in 2010. Which is a great pity and he will be missed.
When playing badly can leave a trail of divots 5 yards apart up the fairway making it appear that a gang of badly behaved ferrets have had a fight with some badgers after having been out for a drink and a curry