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Steve

"Narrowboat" Narroway

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In fairness, the photograph was taken on a bad hair day in poor light and so doesn't do Steve justice.

I was told that there are a series of photographs entitled "Steve in Action" that will shortly be available. It turns out that I misheard this, the photographs are actually of Steve in Acton.

A welcome addition to the tour, Steve turns up on time, coughs up his money, drinks a lot, tells a few stories and comes last.

In fact, the ideal tourist.

Click on Steve's picture to see

"The Narrowboat Sails On" >>>>>>

Handicap

17

Tours Attended

Two,

Tour Wins:

None

Hall of Shame

Two. Oops!

2008 Form

I spoke to Steve about this and all he could do was shake his head and mutter "poor, very poor, so poor, it was really was quite poor you know". In the end it was unlucky, entering the Hall of Shame on -10 on the back nine.

The scoring was no worse than some of the others (32, 25, 28, 24, 31, 31, 25 and 33) Steve actually won on the last day. Fate can be very cruel and the count back rule is a good example. Bad luck Steve.

 
 

2009 Outlook:

In the words of Fleetwood Mac, things can only get better.

Napster Forecast

Who can tell, but lets hope for top half next year.

Star Sign

Canal Boat

Anagram

Entries on a postcard please,

entries so far include ROSEWATER NAVY and ANY TOWER RAVES

Distinguishing MarksLarge stomach

Bad Habits

None (though wife claims a snoring habit)

Redeeming Features

None we have found yet, have to look for some on the tour.

Catchphrase

None