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Steve "Winny" Winyard                  Back to Tour List

 

One of the more easily encouraged and frequently misled golfers. Lived next door to TC for many years and, even now, tries to shift the blame for those all too frequent occasions when he arrives home in a pathetic state.

Sings like an angel.

To see the Winnie swing in slow motion, click on the picture >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Hits a good long ball too often in the wrong direction but he knows where the bar is and that's what really matters.

 

 

Handicap:                15

Tours Attended:     Three

Tour Wins :            None, and none expected

Hall of Shame :     None, but there's always next year.

2010 Form

Opened with a reasonable 31 points and followed it with another 31. The dents came at Dinard and Val Andre where paltry 28 and 27 scores were recorded. This meant that the title was probably now beyond his grasp but Winny's golf is explosive, crowd pleasing and high scoring, so anything could happen. Did the 35 points at le Tronchet showed a return to form? Sadly, no. Closing scores of 25, 26 and 29 meant 10th place. 

2011 Outlook

The spring has sprung, the grass has riz, I wonder where my putter is” is Steve's Marching song. Who knows what 2011 will bring?

Is he the wisest man on tour or has he missed the point?  Only time will tell. In summary, a confident outlook and some new grips will take him far, but will it be far enough?

Napster Forecast: Could be very dangerous but the tight fairways of Freslonnierre have so far proven to be an obstacle too far on those days. Napster predicts 6th or 7th.

Star SignSilk Cut

Bad Habits:                   Plays like a girl in the rain

Redeeming Features:     Sings like an angel ( Chantez à l'âne, il vous fera des pets. )

Catchphrase :                That would have gone 300 yards if that (tree / bush / lake / shed / telegraph pole / starters hut /  dog) hadn't stopped it.

Contents of Golf Bag:   A nervous 3 wood, ping irons, 6,000 silk cut and 23 lighters.